OMG! Did you know that YOU, oh, reluctant would-be, could-be reader, have a chance to win an AUTOGRAPHED copy of my delightful collection of comic hilarities/short stories called Puppet Shows?
All you have to do is go HERE, do what they tell you, and BOOM! you're entered. If you live in the United States or Canada (I probably should have done the U.K. I'm big there. Alas, not this time.) I will personally sign the book, include some sort of witticism, and send it to YOU! At your home! Or P.O. Box! Or prison! Wherever you happen to be!
Let's do this!